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ABOUT DJ DARLING

Cozy fantasy. Wicked sense of humor. Slightly unhinged rabbit.

DJ Darling & Beezle, in their natural habitat.

A Few Things About Me

DJ Darling writes cozy fantasy with an edge. By day she is a Customer Relationship Manager, but in the wee hours of the morning, her imagination comes alive-spinning tales of Greek gods with attitude problems, demons who hold grudges, and a heroine who has absolutely no business being in Hell.

It’s a wonder she gets anything done at all.

A mom to three boys with wicked senses of humor, stepmom to a gentle giant, and wife to a man with a deep Yelm drawl, DJ’s real life is nearly as chaotic as Dot’s fictitious one. With her faithful canine companion, Tater, who is her writing support dog, life is never boring.

Fueled by sarcasm, caffeine, heart, and just a little divine dysfunction, DJ’s stories blend humor, found family, mythology, and emotional depth.

The world may be falling apart.. but there is always time for one more joke.

Quick Facts

3 Boys

All hilarious. All chaotic.

1 Dog (Tater)

Official writing support.

Caffeine

A staple in the Pacific Northwest.

One Underworld

Currently being banished from.

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